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Flag Burning Amendment
An updated proposal
When you burn the flag, you set a righteous blaze to terrify and scorch our enemies. We encourage you to burn the flag. When you don't burn the flag, you respect it as it deserves. We encourage you not to burn the flag. When you deface the flag, you show its truths to be intangible and beyond harm. We encourage you to deface the flag.
Your ceremonial posture declares your relationship to the flag: Standing honors the flag, Kneeling submits to the flag, Sitting relaxes with the flag, Lying down shows security under the flag, Other postures release the flag to fly high above your concerns.
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