Happy New Number Day!

This one's bigger than ever.

Happy New Year, pockles!

Best of 20 attempts to render “new year 2024” by Substack’s AI

This year’s number is the biggest of all time, so it is cause for celebration.

Even better, it is a leap year!

Substack AI’s adorable rendition of “leap year 2024.” If this AI takes your job, what was your job?

When a number this big comes along, we like to make bold statements about the future, which reminds me of these haikus I once wrote. And since haikus are so short, why not feed them right into the AI to see them as pictures?

Enjoy! 😕

To set the mood, Substack AI renders “clock made of dust,” which is not a haiku.

Time Warp

Galloping inside,
But outside a crawl,
Composting days into years.

Substack AI “Galloping inside, But outside a crawl, Composting days into years.”

Time

Peacefully blotting
All you ever had, did, were,
Until the stars die.

Substack AI “Peacefully blotting All you ever had, did, were, Until the stars die.”

Substack AI “Peacefully blotting All you ever had, did, were, Until the stars die.” #2

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But WHY?

Why blot all you ever had, did, and were, when instead you could…

Let 2024 be the year you struck out on your own!

(Not “struck out” as in baseball! “Struck out” as in business. Eh, I mean… just click below to read this inspiring e-book. For 2024!!)

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