Paradise Earth

A divine dialog

GOD
I have established for you this Earthly paradise and left you here to enjoy yourselves without restraint, for you deserve it after the hard toil of your previous lives.

HUMAN
But why, oh Lord, have you allowed such misery and injustice?

GOD
What do you mean?

HUMAN
Such violence, debauchery, mendacity--

GOD
What're you looking at ME for?