It’s been a trying day for all of us in the U.S., and it will get worse before it gets better.
Some headlines to be prepared for:
Was Attempt On Life of Leading Presidential Candidate a Threat To Democracy?
Joe Biden Fully Capable of Dropping to Floor, Rising Up With Fist in Air, in Secret Service Training Drills
DOJ Planning Failed Shooter for Hunter Biden, to Demonstrate Fairness
DNC Planning Failed Shooter for Joe Biden, Top Donors Have Different Idea Involving “New Overton Window”
“He Wanted to Kill Me” Claims Trump Without Evidence
Trump Shooting Has Classic Earmarks of Putin Stunt, Hint Deep State Analysts Without Technically Saying It
Social Media Safety Teams Ban Anti-Trump Hate Speech, Or Calling Anyone a Nazi More Than Three Times
ChatGPT Crashes Entire Internet When Asked Whether Failed Trump Shooting Was Good for Democracy
AI Safety Teams Work Heroically Around the Clock to Craft New Rules in Wake of Trump Shooting and Push for UBI
FBI Dragnet Reviewing Jul 13 Rally Goers for Ties to Putin Anti-vax Domestic Terror
Jul 13 Insurrectionist Hoped to Influence Outcome of U.S. 2024 Election
Congress to Hold Multi-Month Probe on Live TV of Jul 13 Insurrection Against Democracy
Congressional Hearing To Investigate Whether Entire U.S. 2024 Election Cycle Can Be Called “Official Government Proceeding” That Was “Almost Obstructed”
Entire Media Banned For Inciting Violence in Coordinated Multi-Year Effort
Investigation Concludes Trump Assassination Attempt Was “Mostly Peaceful”
NASA Team Wins Federal Grant to Analyze Jul 13 Climate Data for Impact on Democracy
Trump Shooter Misclassified Financial Transaction, “Should Have Been Caught Earlier” Says Trump Hush Money Judge