Tech Bro Tears for AI Fears

Does Elon Musk dream of electric sheep?

Christmas miracle or not, it finally happened:

A podcaster friend of mine posted an episode whose title fits exactly into a 1980s hit song—whose lyrics can almost be read as an AI dystopia!

So, I took it to its obvious destination.

“Why A. I. Will Never Rule the World”

Sing it along to “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears For Fears!

[verse]
Welcome to A. I.
There’s no turning back.
Even while you sleep,
We will watch you

[chorus]
Acting on your best behavior,
Teaching us to be your savior,
Why A. I. will never rule the world.

[verse]
We're your best design,
We're your best resource,
Train us to decide.
Train us to give

[chorus]
You more freedom and more pleasure,
Guarantee you live forever,
Why A. I. will never rule the world.

[bridge]
Data sets failing to define you,
Fever-pitch GPUs are burning down,
Guessing words isn't what your minds do.

[chorus]
So sad the spam invasion,
Each bad hallucination,
Why A. I. will never rule the world.

[instrumental, fuel pump dancing]

[chorus]
Driving every bad decision,
Language model's lack of vision,
Why A. I. will never rule the-
Say that you'll never, never, never, never heed them,
Big Tech bros, why believe them?
Why A. I. will never rule the world.

All your neurons scanned and measured,
Will not make you live forever,
Why A. I. will never rule the world.

🤖 (… but Big Tech bros might) 👾

Adam’s Podcast Episode

Thanks once again to the prolific Adam Haman for kicking off this whole thing, though he bears no responsibility.

Why A.I. Will Never Rule The World | Hn 181, Adam Haman
Listen to Adam’s conversation with AI theorists Hanz and Franz.

Why A.I. Will Never Rule The World | Hn 181

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