The die that always wins

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🎲 Six-sided die that has won a million times in a row!

Seriously, no trick! We have the receipts.

(And when you buy it, we will throw in ANOTHER receipt!)

Actual data, science-grade, from a million empirical trials, fully documented, cuz—do I have to say it?—NUMBERS DON’T LIE!

So, FOLLOW THE SCIENCE,
and BUY THIS DIE!
And if you won't,
can you EXPLAIN WHY?

“we have the receipts for the die that beat a million dice” by Substack AI

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I still haven’t made the Flat Earth/Scientism episode I promised, but this morning I woke up with my voice in great shape—about 85% of its old self—and I had this delicious, brain-melting idea tumbling around in my head and practically jumping out of my throat, so I sat down in front of the built-in laptop mic 😅 first thing—

Before even running out for my Friday morning burrito. That’s when you know it’s serious.

Also cool, I didn’t write anything down! I had already rehearsed it in my head with some mumbling aloud, and I had discovered a nice cadence, and I found myself ready to just TALK like old times.

So I did.

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Medical coverage that just PAYS like old times

They said I could pay large health care bills without insurance by joining an affordable crowdfunding community.

So I did.