Congratulations, Fellow Twadpockle!
You are invited to receive the grace of your twadpockle self.
Welcome home, where twadpockles are mutually forgiven.
The Twadpockle Pledge
The twadpockle in me
honors the twadpockle in all.
I embrace my deepest frailties,
Lay down the burden of shielding them,
And expose them to the fullest I can bear,
That I may learn to receive the grace
of hearing “twadpockle” without shame or harm.
I behold the twadpockle in others,
And I welcome them into grace and mutual forgiveness
by bestowing this label upon them,
To save humanity.
There is no need to “take” this pledge.
It takes you when you read it—which you just did.
Discover your twadpockle self
Read the classic essay,
Spread the good news
As you behold the twadpockle in others, welcome them to this page using the URL twadpockle.com.
OMFG, you are such a COMPLETE twadpockle!